The Pick-Six Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Every deep ball Tagovailoa throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tagovailoa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.