The Late Scratch Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Tagovailoa's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tagovailoa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Drake London
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.