The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Tagovailoa will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tagovailoa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.