The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Garbage time arrives early for Tagovailoa: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
72%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tagovailoa's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.