The Kneel-Down Hex of Tua Tagovailoa
Tua Tagovailoa · ATL · QB
“Tagovailoa gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tagovailoa's week
- Tagovailoa gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Tagovailoa will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tagovailoa drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tua Tagovailoa in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tua Tagovailoa is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tua Tagovailoa actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.