The Inch-Short Hex of Vinny Anthony II
Vinny Anthony II · ATL · WR
“Anthony II sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Anthony II's week
- The broadcast shows Anthony II on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Anthony II finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Anthony II, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Vinny Anthony II in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Vinny Anthony II is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Vinny Anthony II actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.