The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.