The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.