The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.