The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Reichard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.