The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.