The Phantom Flag Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Reichard attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Reichard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.