The Wide Left Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.