The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.