The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.