The Wide Left Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.