The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.