The Wide Left Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Reichard's stadium. Only over Reichard.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Reichard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.