The Upright Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.