The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Reichard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.