The Doink Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.