The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.