The Upright Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.