The Wide Left Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.