The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Reichard's stadium. Only over Reichard.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Reichard, Reichard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.