The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Reichard warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.