The Mystery Tweak Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
92%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Reichard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.