The Phantom Flag Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.