The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Reichard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.