The Phantom Flag Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.