The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Reichard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Reichard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.