The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Reichard, Reichard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.