The Snap Count Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reichard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.