The Doink Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Reichard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.