The Wide Left Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Reichard makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
92%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Reichard, Reichard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.