The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.