The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.