The Mystery Tweak Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reichard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.