The Wind Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.