The Wide Left Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Reichard's stadium. Only over Reichard.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Reichard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.