The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.