The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Reichard's stadium. Only over Reichard.
- The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reichard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.