The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reichard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.