The Phantom Flag Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
74%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.