The Inch-Short Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Worthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Worthy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Worthy, Worthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.