The Hamstring Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Worthy's stadium. Only over Worthy.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Worthy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.