The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Worthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Worthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.