The Butter-Finger Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Worthy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Worthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.