The Butter-Finger Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“Worthy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Worthy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Worthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.