The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Xavier Worthy
Xavier Worthy · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Worthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Worthy's week
- Worthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Worthy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Worthy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Xavier Worthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Xavier Worthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Xavier Worthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.